Dear Morbidly Obese Lady, with the iowa license plate 041-zey.. i just wanted to tell you a few things. 1) i watched as you threw condom after condom after condom.. out of your car window while driving downtown today.2) thats disgusting.. 3) you are a disgusting person. 4) littering is Not cool.

absinthe

https://youtu.be/wS31Q5mx3Ow

texts with friends

i am beyond lucky that i have understanding friends that i can text in the middle of the night.

its stuck in my.... what?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGmqaY23iA&feature=youtu.be

this is a video of what i do in my free time. not suitable for modest viewers.

I found this awesome huge bullfrog in a puddle in our drive way.. i took this photo moments before setting it loose in the roommates room. he was NOT pleased.

some of the notes i pack into my lover's lunch