sometimes i like to daydream that there is a place called shannon-land. its a town. its crazy. the mayor is a shannon critter named Mayor Shannon West, who is basically mayor Adam West from family guy. the abandoned part of shannonland is a haunted theme park. everything is bouncy here and full of nonsense.
whenever anything horrible happens to me in real life, super awesome things are happening there. like, i had a terrible headache, spilled a drink, the TV was acting weird, i got a few upsetting emails and a phone call, and couldn't find anything i needed. in opposite land, someone that looks like me (with bigger feet) found money on the ground, rode a giraffe to the store, bathed in glitter, and finally won that lime green lion from the claw machine. i know this is silly, but it gets me threw annoying times and makes me smile.
attention grammar nazis. i am so very sorry.
whenever anything horrible happens to me in real life, super awesome things are happening there. like, i had a terrible headache, spilled a drink, the TV was acting weird, i got a few upsetting emails and a phone call, and couldn't find anything i needed. in opposite land, someone that looks like me (with bigger feet) found money on the ground, rode a giraffe to the store, bathed in glitter, and finally won that lime green lion from the claw machine. i know this is silly, but it gets me threw annoying times and makes me smile.
attention grammar nazis. i am so very sorry.
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