some of my irrational belief system , and superstitions

some of my irrational belief system , taken out of context . for your enjoyment .

~homeless people reincarnate into pigeons.
~if your paranoid , thats because someone really IS out to get you .
~planting red flowers around the edge of your property will detour witch hunters , and Mormons .
~Witch Hunters and Mormons are pretty much the same thing .
~Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses coming to your door is a bad omen .
~Earwig bugs are also a bad omen (in large quantities) , usually meaning someone posing as a friend is Not a Friend.
~crows and ravens are a good sign
~ mid-age overweight women who own small tiny dogs , or a lot of cats , or a lot of screaming children Are Psychic Leaches (not always true, but should be taken into consideration )
~black cats have a larger vocabulary then orange cats
~my dog wears a pentagram on her collar to protect her , and to give her greater understanding of animal and human languages

~tie a red string around a fake dollar and place it in a sunny window to manifest more money
~the sound of money attracts more money - such as rubbing dollars together or shaking a jar of coins
~write a long term goal onto a leaf attached to a tree , when the leaf falls off the tree and is wisped away by the wind , it has a better chance of happening. - the universe will be happy with the forethought ,, or something.
~burying photos of people in your life that are distasteful (or you hate them) will Not change them , but , it might help disperse some bitterness and pent up anger - especially when its urinated on before its covered in soil , or compost .
~ sometimes when i plant some seeds or tulip bulbs , i also plant 'something' written on paper that i want to manifest into my everyday life , or i will plant with the seeds coins , a Buddha , smile face drawn on a rock , heart made of wax , anything i want to grow into my life really. bulbs like tulips  , grow years after year , while some plants grow from new seeds every year.